Don't think. If you have, don't tell anyone. If you have, don't write it down. If you have, don't sign it. If you have don't be surprised.     

Unknown

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.     

Alan Bennett

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.     

Robin Williams

It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to keep quiet.     

Ernest Hemingway

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.     

Oscar Wilde

Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.     

Wendy Wasserstein

Two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.     

Albert Einstein

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.     

Joan Rivers

The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.     

Philip K. Dick

Women have a wonderful sense of right and wrong, but little sense of right and left.     

Don Herold

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.     

Eleanor Roosevelt

The one thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.     

Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

The goal you set must be challenging. At the same time, it should be realistic and attainable, not impossible to reach. It should be challenging enough to make you stretch, but not so far that you break.     

Rick Hansen

The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.     

Werner Heisenberg

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.     

Mark Twain

There are no hopeless situations; there are only people who have grown hopeless about them.     

Clare Boothe Luce

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.     

Woody allen

Don’t spend your precious time asking ‘Why isn’t the world a better place?’ It will only be time wasted. The question to ask is ‘How can I make it better?’ To that there is an answer.     

Leo Buscaglia

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.     

Aldous Huxley

I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was 12 or whether it snowed for 12 days and 12 nights when I was six.     

Dylan Thomas

When business is good it pays to advertise; when it is bad you have got to advertise.     

Unknown

Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.     

Lord Kelvin

In this world everything changes except good deeds and bad deeds; these follow you as the shadow follows the body.     

Ruth Benedict

A specialist is a man who knows more and more about less and less.     

William J. Mayo

Take chances, make mistakes. That’s how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.     

Mary Tyler Moore

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.     

Winston Churchill

Though liberals do a great deal of talking about hearing other points of view, it sometimes shocks them to learn that there are other points of view.     

William F. Buckley, Jr.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.     

Ronald Reagan

It’s not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what’s required.     

Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.     

Winston Churchill

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.     

Winston Churchill

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.     

Michael Jordan

Not all those who wander are lost.     

J.R.R. Tolkien

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.     

Charles Darwin

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.     

George Bernard Shaw

Everything and everyone belongs somewhere, and the world is a better place when things are as—and where—they should be.     

Karen Hawkins

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.     

James Freeman Clarke

There are three things that can not be hidden long, the sun, the moon and the truth.     

Buddha

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge.     

Daniel J. Boorstin

Home is where they want you to stay longer.     

Stephen King

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.     

Ernest Hemingway

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.     

Bernard Baruch

Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.     

H. Kissinger

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.     

Mark Twain

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.     

Confucius

Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.     

George Bernard Shaw

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.     

Charles Kettering

If we love our country, we should also love our countrymen.     

Ronald Reagan

Prediction is very difficult, especially if it’s about the future.     

Niels Bohr

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.     

Benjamin Disraeli

Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.     

Christopher Marlowe

God gave us Music that we might pray without words.     

John Lennon

It doesn't matter what's true — what matters is what people believe.     

Eileen Cook